edited by He Who Must Not Be Named)
Sorry, but this chain letter is for real.
When Michell Williams got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!


The Lovers of the Heart


In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please but one kiss.


Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss


1.Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.Kiss anywhere else
No means Yes

7. Look in your eyes
Rape me!!

8.Playing with your hair
Let's break up

9. Hand on your waist
kiddnap!!

10. Kiss on the Vagina
Your just copying Suruma

Article 2:
The Three Steps


1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, let him do what ever he wants and just hope that it will make you popular.

2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, she's just playing hard to get.

3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to
stare, unless your a owl...

Article 3:
The Commandments


1. Thou shall think Suruma is the most ballin'est

2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one....

3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity, even when it's not wanted.

* Remember *

A peach is a peach, unless it's a ass
A plum is a plum, unless your crazy!!
A kiss isn't a kiss, it's a request to fuck!
Without some tongue. Whore...
So open up your mouth
close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise! like the slut you are!!

Here are a few reasons
why guys
like girls:.. unless they are gay...

1. They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo and if they are on their periods!!

2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder... it's called a spine.... dumbass...

3. How cute they look when they sleep and snore really loud with drool hanging out their mouths..

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is wrong in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat and chew with their mouths open

7. The way they take hours to get dressed
but in the end it makes it all worth while... yeah right... they look better when they arnt wearing clothes at all...

8.Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.. called body heat dumbass...

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear, unless they are ugly or a Tranny...

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think
she's the most beautiful thing on this earth, besides Jessica Alba

11. How cute they are when they argue and when he hits her

12. The way her hand always finds yours and she makes you finger her

13. The way they smile and show off those rotted teeth

14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.. scared as hell...

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later.... she's gonna kill you in your sleep

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them and then complain about how it isn't what they wanted

17.The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you', even though you're lieing

18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you... is horrible

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.. and you rape them

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly... like rape..

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt and get suprised when you give them a black eye

22. Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt and you pull out your gun.

23. The way they say 'I miss you' because they are sluts

24. The way you miss them, because you're horny

25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them,
hate them, wish they would die or
know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within
the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.

*That was complete faggy bullshit... *

*

This chain started in 1887 and was edited by Suruma in 2009
It is a love chain letter........... yeah right...

In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour..
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'

In your dreams dumbass

NO JOKE!!!!!


NOW

THE CONSEQUENCES


The consequences are:

If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck in future
relationships. A serial killer will break into your house rape your mother, chop your father into little pieces and feed the pieces to the dog, molest your sister than shave her skin off with a rusty razor and use her blood as lubricant while he rapes your little brother and then he will stab you in the arm, tear your flesh open and poor boiling water in in the wound while shoving a hot poker up your ass and barbed wire in your pee hole and cut off your arms and leggs and slowly drill little holes in your skull. If you don't break the chain, then you will be ahappy camper!!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet that has been edited by Suruma!!
Once you read, this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within
the hour)
be sent to
25
people After
you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE

YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND
IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!

PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING*


IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

NOTE*

THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.

IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER
(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)

YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE

FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK

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